1. go to teenchatcenter.com
2. http://www.chatting.com/
3. create girly name like cutiepiex13 or something
4. wait for the hoards of old men asking ASL
5. seduce them until they give a phone number
6. Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "851255151" is entered into the database.
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. If you think this chat session was logged in error, please call your local F.B.I. office and quote the reference number #2334531343. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2374581649. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
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8. PROFIT!!!